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<B>REAL <A HREF="contest/">contest</A>,
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Why??? Because <STRONG><A HREF="tru/">Toys-R-Us[tm]</A></STRONG>
is trying to <STRONG>close this site down!</STRONG>
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Continuing before you do that may result in the implosion of your brain,
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Not that anybody with seven functional brain cells would be likely to
be confused about this, but neither
<A HREF="tru/"><STRONG>Toys-R-Us</STRONG>,
<STRONG>Kids-R-Us</STRONG>,
nor any other <STRONG>-R-Us</STRONG> companies</A> trademarked by a
<A HREF="payment.cgi#giraffe">giraffe</A> named Geoffrey,
have
<EM>ANY</EM> connection with the vast, sprawling
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who had the taste to cite us; we like 'em,
but you'll have to judge their taste in liking us...
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<b>Roadkills-R-Us</b> : <i>recycling as far up the food chain as possible!</i>
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<H2 ALIGN="center">A Big Thanks To All The Great <A HREF="contrib.html">Help</A> at RRU </H2>
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We believe in the net. So here are some pages
we sponsor. Some are related to news[fg]roups,
and some are ... well, go look for yourself!
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RRU, RNN, and The Real Universe are trademarks of Roadkills-R-Us.
Roadkills-R-Us is a trademark of Miles O'Neal, who sometimes does
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