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IF YOU ARE NEW HERE, please take a minute to learn more on navigating The Real Universe [tm] via RNN. Continuing before you do that may result in the implosion of your brain, and it will be your own fault!

Not that anybody with seven functional brain cells would be likely to be confused about this, but neither Toys-R-Us, Kids-R-Us, nor any other -R-Us companies trademarked by a giraffe named Geoffrey, have ANY connection with the vast, sprawling industry known as Roadkills-R-Us.

Look for RRU's fine products in better frozen food sections everywhere.

And while you're at it, here's just a few of the people who had the taste to cite us; we like 'em, but you'll have to judge their taste in liking us...

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