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We/I/They make no claims as to the content of anything. If you are easily offended, and proceed, then you probably will be offended. It will be your own fault.

You have been warned.

The inclusion of any page pointed to by this page in no way indicates that I, or anyone else, including in some case the page's owner, approves of it, condones it, or even thinks it exists.

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Concept : Sleep Deprivation

Current Implementation : RRU

Last updated: 19 Jul 1994

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These pages are netscape-dehanced to get that total, virtually bizarre, scent.

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