My Screws Aren't Loose

(I'm Just Wired a Bit Different)

a collection of strangeness

by

Miles O'Neal

an organic (dynamic) web book

Copyright 1986-1996 by Roadkills-R-Us, Austin, TX. All rights reserved. All lefts available at substantial discounts.

Contents

[There is also a de-tabled version.]

Disclaimer		Dedication
Introduction		Author's Foreward
Complete Table of Contents		Searchable Index
The Report to HUAC on this book
	Book One Basic Weirdness	Book Dos Scary Stuff
	Book Troi Flowers of FORTRAN	Book the Fourth Plays
	Book Fini Longer Stuff	Book VI The Miles Side
	Post Scripts Obituaries

Introduction

``Oh! ... Think of a haunted house!'' - Ian McCauley, in John Brunner's Total Eclipse

``Sometimes I give myself the creeps!'' - Green Day

Feel free to send me email with your opinions. Don't bother to flame me if I harpoon your favorite idol. Constructive criticism, honest opinions, bogus drivel, and lucrative publishing offers welcome.

The name of this book was inadvertently uttered by Paul Anderson in response to a remark by someone else; it was used to describe the author in general. It fits.

Many of these first made their appearance on The Net (Usenet, news, infobahn, whatever) in one of several news groups and froups: talk.bizarre, alt.prose, rec.arts.poems, rec.music.christian, or elsewhere. A few were custom-written for friends, places I worked, or my own amusement. Some of the latter are just now seeing the light of day.

Miles O'Neal, 1 Nov, 1994