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"Peas excuse me; I got to go downtown."
 "You've already bean once!"
  "Where's your tomato?"
"I carrot her downtown, and she got busted.
We went into this bar; she got stewed and beet this
other girl over the head with a cauliflower from a vase
on the bar."
  "On your celery, you could have bailed her out."
 "Lettuce call and see if she's still there."
  "Po' Tato, she's probably fried by now..."
"It's nice everyone is so corncerned..."
  "Well, she was the first really rice girl you've brought home."
 "Why did you leaf her, anyway? You tryin ta ditch her?"
"Hey, what do you think I yam, anyway?"
  "She oughta squash you when she gets back."
"Not my sweet pumpkin."
 "Should never have left Okrahoma."
"Yeah. Been nothin but truffle since we left."
  "But all we did there was vegetate!"

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