Swiss hacker group Die Schnauzen announced at a press conference today that they had found a major security hole in Microsoft's Internet Explorer 12.0, specifically its support for FROMAGE and OTP (Olfactory Transfer Protocol), allowing a unauthorized unscrupulous web server to capture and upload a user's body odor without their consent. (We were told that Microsoft was out for the afternoon at the doctor's and could not be reached for comment.)

(More later if anything actually happens...)