by Marc Johnson

20 Sep 1996 01:18 AM

We Tried Cops-R-Us
But were jailed
Senators-R-Us was next
And boy did it fail
Roadkills-R-Us seemed safe
It wasn't used
But the fools at Toy-R-Us
They weren't amused
Seems our name, they thought
Didn't quite fit
But like their child laborers, filling toys
They can just "stuff-it"
See, freedom of speech still exists
If only for a year
'Till regulations take that away
And businesses will be the least of our fears

Thanks to Marc for his great poem. This may or may not be satire, his personal views, our personal views, our corpoarte views, or anything else. The only thing we are sure of is that it represents a bit pattern Somewhere On The Net. -Ed.

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