Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to be back home
Wait until tomorrow to scrape that truck's face
Honey leave them guts alone
I'm back in the U.S.O.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Back in the U.S.O.R.
Well the U. S. agents tried to take me out
They shot off my behind
And Ukraine agents they were all such louts
They even tried to tax my mind
[wild, insane guitar break]
I'm back in the U.S.O.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boys
Back in the U.S.O.R.
Show me round your hotlist destinations now
Take me to a big disk farm
Let me see your server access, holy cow
That ISDN's getting warm
I'm back in the U.S.O.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boys
Back in the U.S.O.R.