>Newsgroups: misc.jobs.offered,atl.jobs,talk.bizarre
>Subject: Urgent Job Openings - Support Our Military
>Date: 26 Dec 90 04:44:32 GMT
>Reply-To: roger@personel.rru.com
>Followup-To: rec.pets
Due to unforseen demand caused by the Mideast Crisis (DOD is a major customer), RRU has experienced a drastic shortage of traditional holiday desert ingredients.
Experienced gerbil-stompers needed immediately. $.01/gerbil plus all you can snack on. We supply the gerbils. 20% premium paid if you wear size 12E or larger "waffle stompers".
Openings for ferret-twaddlers, too.
Roadkills-R-Us is an Equal Opportunity Deployer. Hiring is not based on age, sex, race, religion, or whether you have AIX. No drug screen unless you have a past history of lapidary fungus.
Dr. Roger "Bunny" Carasso Chief Personnel Officer Roadkills-R-Us West Coast Raw Resources Division Hollywood, CA 1-213-829-3996
